Southern Discomfort

Letter to family


Thank you for your help last week (and don’t worry your secret is safe with me). I couldn’t have done it without you. Think about it this way, you saved everyone in the Red Ribbon from being blown up by an evil pie. You’re a hero! Do you think saying “oh by the way I saved the club, it’s no big thing”, would increase your chances of getting laid? If so good for you!
But more importantly you saved a young man from breaking the first law (which he didn’t even know about, I can’t wait for Mr. Collier to get back to me about that, I’m not very good at explaining about the laws).
Speaking of Simon he is such a great apprentice. Sometimes I have to pinch myself, I HAVE AN APPRENTICE!!! I bet you didn’t think that’d ever happen. Anyway, he’s making excellent progress. The other day he made the most amazing oatmeal raisin cookies, it was like you were wrapped in a warm blanket, surrounded by your friends and family. (Please don’t tell him I said that, I don’t want it to go to his head). But honestly I think they were even better than that hot chocolate I made last winter from a memory of the last Christmas we all had together? Do you remember that?
Anyway stop by anytime I think I promised you 2 months of free coffee. You’ve more than earned it.
With Love,

I wish that you could use email, would make staying in touch SO much easier. It’s times like these that I’m happy about not being a full-fledged wizard. The internet is the best!



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